I'll Drive My Hybrid to the Movies

Freed a spider today from inside my garage
Trapped for hours in a plunger, I let him go
Have you ever been trapped in a plunger?
I didn’t think so.

Play it easy my friend,
save yourself from the whales.
There's a whole world spinnin out there
Take yourself off the shelf

Saw a funny movie today, wasn’t a mirage
All alone in the theater, I watched the show
Have you ever sat alone in a theater?
I didn’t think so.

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Listened to the computer today, jockey named of Rog
Music shot out my Dell, but really a radio
Have you ever played tunes on the computer?
I didn’t think so.

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Rode in my car today, wasn’t a Dodge
My little Civic is a hybrid though
Have you ever owned a hybrid?
I didn’t think so.

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My wife said it will be awhile
before she’ll go barefoot in our garage.
But I’ll drive my hybrid to the movies again.
Wouldn’t you?
I thought so. Oh yeah, I thought so.

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